10 years ago I woke up and I heard voices in the other room. I knew what was happening and rolled over to tell my sister. I laid there and waited for them to come get us. I walked out to the living room and stood there while I tried to piece together a world […]

CRITICAL ALERT: Supplies of squeezy applesauce packets from Costco have decreased to an unsustainable level. Supplies are expected to be depleted within the next 24 hours. There is an over abundance of goldfish crackers in the household, to the point that the population of children in the region are rejecting sustenance as a result. They […]